Dear Father / Mother/ Being of indeterminate gender
Who art in Heaven / Paradise / Nirvana / other realm of transcendent perfection
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom / dictatorship / democracy / commune come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in the aforementioned planes of being
Give us this day our daily bread (preferably brown and fibre-rich)
And forgive us our trespasses, lies, unwarranted outbursts and general carrying-ons,
As we forgive those who financially compensate us sufficiently
Lead us into the odd temptation
But deliver us from evil, taxes and unscrupulous car-salesmen
For thine is the kingdom
The power and the glory
Till death do us part
Amen
